2007 Baseball “Ringers”
By Glenn Guzzo
Strat-O-Matic Baseball gamers who have perpetually clamored for more players to complete realistic replays have created a monster – or, more precisely, have more monster “ringer” cards to use this year than ever, it seems.
Call them “monsters” if you prefer. Although Ryan Braun gets in that group. Call them freaks. We call them ringers, remembering our playground days when guys of dubious eligibility were recruited for their ability to dominate the baseball, football or basketball games.
In Strat-O-Matic card sets, these are the seldom-used players – injury replacements and late-season call-ups – who did so well in so few at-bats or innings pitched that they have eye-popping Strat cards.
Strat-O-Matic cautions against overusing these players. Some leagues ban them outright. But others want the most sparkling cards they can find, and a Joe Dillon card is a treasure. Regardless, the very sight of these cards is entertaining.
Traditionally,
these are flash-in-the-pan pinch-hitters and relievers who will never repeat
such gawker-quality numbers again. Remember 1996 Rudy
Pemberton, the
The 2007 SOM card set gives us an unusually large group of players who belong in that league. Better yet, a lot of these guys have futures.
We’re
talking about Yankees reliever Joba Chamberlain, who
had a 0.38 ERA in just 24 innings. We’re talking about Cubs catcher Geovany Soto, who hit .389 and slugged .667 in 54 at-bats. We’re
talking about 72-AB
The group
below can fill a lineup and then some. And it doesn’t even include
No, to qualify for this team, you have to have fewer than 125 AB or fewer than 40 IP. And you must be carded. No computer-only superstars with 5 AB or 4 IP will taint this collection. We have some standards.
Typically, ringers are one-dimensional players whose freak cards are all offense. But the team we’ve assembled below can man an outfield with a 1 in center field and 2s in each corner, and add a 2 at shortstop. We’ve seen many worse defenses than that in stock teams and in draft leagues.
(Note: “chances” below
refer to card chances out of 108 on each side of a player’s Advanced
card. References such as “50-51 on base” mean 50 chances to get on base vs. LH
opponents and 51 chances to get on base vs. RH opponents.)
Pitchers
Starter –
0 hit chances vs. LH batters
Reliever –
0 hit chances allowed vs. either LH or RH batters
Closer:
9-20 on base, 0 HR chances, 3-rated closer
Catchers
Geovany Soto, Chicago Cubs … 54 AB, .389 BA, .667 Slugging percentage
54-52 on base, 62.5-83 total bases and 8 ballpark HR vs. RHP
J. R. Towles,
vs. RHP: 38-44 hits, 43-53 on base, 45-70 total bases, +4 clutch
Infielders
1B – Daric Barton,
56-52.5 on-base; vs. RHP: 78 total bases and 8 ballpark homers
2B (platoon) – Cody Ransom,
50-51 on-base
vs. RHP: 54 hits, 91 total bases, 7 ballpark HR)
3B – Joe Dillon,
vs. LHP: 43 hits, 58 on base, 73 total bases, +4 clutch (vs. RHP: 42.5 on base)
SS – Jorge Velandia,
55 on-base and 6 ballpark HR vs. RHP, ss-3 defense
(defensive replacement – Ramon Santiago,
37-33 on base, +4 clutch, *20 stealing, ss-2 defense
Outfielders
LF – Josh Anderson, Houston … 67 AB, .358 BA, .413 OBP
45-38 hits, 53-51 on base, +4 clutch, 15 speed, lf/cf-2 defense
CF – Jacoby Ellsbury,
(defensive replacement – Nyjer
Morgan,
39-37 on base, 51 TB vs. RHP, cf-1 fielder, 16 speed, *17 stealing, A bunting
RF (platoon) – David Murphy,
Vs LHP: 47 hits, 87 TB, +6 clutch (lf-2, rf-3 defense) vs RHP: 36 hits, 60 TB
Timo Perez,
Vs. RHP: 50 hits, 78 total bases, +4 clutch
Bench:
1B/LF – Joey Votto,
vs RHP: 35 hits, 65 total bases, 6.2 HR and 8 ballpark HR
1B/LF-RF – Shelley Duncan, NY Yankees … 74 AB, .554 slugging
55-50 total bases, 11-12.5 HR, 8-8 ballpark HR
Utility IF – Donnie Murphy,
Vs LHP: 60 total bases, 12.5 HR, 8 ballpark homers, ss-3, 2b-4, 3b-4 defense