Free Strat-O-Matic Christmas Giveaway Contest

Strat-O-Santa is in the giving spirit this holiday season and would like to reward one special Strat-O-Matic customer with any Windows product of his/her choice for FREE!
Tweet at us (@StratOMatic) with the best/most creative reason why YOU should be the one to receive the free gift. Humor is encouraged! We will accept submissions all the way through Christmas Day and will announce a winner the morning of Thursday, December 26th. Make sure to use the hashtag #MerryStratmas in your tweets.
Happy Holidays and Seasons Tweetings!
UPDATE (12/26/13):
Congratulations to Dennis Crowley (@DangeRussMyHero), the winner of our Christmas giveaway on Twitter! Dennis receives any free Strat-O-Matic Windows product of his choice. #MerryStratmas
To view some of the best responses we received, check out the Strat-O-Matic Twitter feed here